Drug Tester Gifts

"They're drug testers from the pharmaceutical company."

'Hey! Are you taking the piss?!'

'He'll have to do a drugs test!'

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

"Did they do a test for steroids after the cow jumped over the moon?"

Drug testing man chasing American Football player for a urine sample.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Exam

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"My homework ate my dog."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Harsh Mellows.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."