Drug Detective Gifts

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

La Tour 2007.

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

John Snow

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

Doctor getting ready to give lady an injection...

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

"Wow, at last! Somebody who's really ill."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

Now it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are...

Pharmacy. Prescription. Don't worry about that --- After paying for those you can't afford to drive! (Published originally on August 1, 2011.)

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'