Drug Detective Gifts

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

La Tour 2007.

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

John Snow

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Doctor getting ready to give lady an injection...

"Wow, at last! Somebody who's really ill."

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

Now it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are...

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'