Drug Squad Officer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the drug squad officer? Celebrate their courage and hard work with humorous and heartfelt items that recognize their unique role in law enforcement. Whether it's for a colleague, friend, or family member, our collection offers a lighthearted way to show appreciation. From witty mugs to stylish t-shirts, find something that honors their commitment and brings a smile to their face.

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'This ain't gonna be easy.'

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'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.' mockup

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

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'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.' mockup

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

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-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!' mockup

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

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"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last." mockup

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

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"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples." mockup

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

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Super-ego Surveillance

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'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.' mockup

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

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"It's marzipan pigs."

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"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..." mockup

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

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"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events." mockup

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

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People of Courage

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"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium" mockup

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

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'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.' mockup

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

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La Tour 2007.

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'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.' mockup

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

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Now it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are...

Now it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are... mockup

Now it can be told - contrary to mass expectation the five people you meet in heaven are...

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I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?' mockup

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

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'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.' mockup

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

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Gene doping in sport.

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'I read the many IRS e-mails are missing. I wonder if the asked the National Security Agency's surveillance program for copies.'

'I read the many IRS e-mails are missing. I wonder if the asked the National Security Agency's surveillance program for copies.' mockup

'I read the many IRS e-mails are missing. I wonder if the asked the National Security Agency's surveillance program for copies.'

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'He likes to point out the obvious.' mockup

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

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Monitor Lizard.

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"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes." mockup

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

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'Your Honor, we can't find the defendant because we can't find the defendant.'

'Your Honor, we can't find the defendant because we can't find the defendant.' mockup

'Your Honor, we can't find the defendant because we can't find the defendant.'

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'Sorry, sir, but that's what your prescription seems to say.'

'Sorry, sir, but that's what your prescription seems to say.' mockup

'Sorry, sir, but that's what your prescription seems to say.'

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Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

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