Drug Enforcement Agent Gifts

'They are controlled substances because they cause uncontrolled behaviour.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"It's marzipan pigs."

'This ain't gonna be easy...' (Drug squad in talcum powder factory).

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

UK border controls relaxed.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Totalitarian Humour

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Careful! He knows computers."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Racial Profiling

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Family traits.

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Mobsters at the Beach

Scars and Bars

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"