Dea Agents Gifts

'It's Prince, our best sniffer. He OD'd.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

No Baseball

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Currently Boston

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"