Pharmaceutical Detective Gifts

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Covid Music

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Science and Coronavirus

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Criminal Germs

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

'I had this two years ago.'

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'

John Snow

"It's great to be back. . .!"

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'

Ebola Clinic