Medication Mix-up Detective Gifts

'You're acting strangely Albert. You've just taken your angina capsule before your cholesterol and anti-inflammatory pills!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

Science and Coronavirus

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

'There's something wrong here. You have all these risk factors, and yet you're in excellent health.'

'You came through the delivery with flying colors, Mrs. Lewis.'

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

La Tour 2007.

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

Gene doping in sport.

"Mr. Bermudez passed out and hit his head, but that'll heal."

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.

'Wow! Well this certainly rules out hypochondria!'

'But surely if I'm convinced I'm a hypochondriac that makes me one?'

'I wonder if anyone will miss me after I'm gone?' 'Would you like to pay your bar tab now?'

Health food disguised as junk foodjunk food disguised as health food.

"Gina remembers where she left her pen... No wonder I can't write with this. It's a rectal thermometer."

"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour."

"Test results are back - you have...everything."

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