Medication Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

"Viagra looks way too much like Aleve!"

"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Meds Toast

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'No, Mr Zarynski...you've got the hospital gown on backwards.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

'I can't turn it off.'

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

spellchecker

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'

'How's my Surger? Call 1-600 Lawsuit.'

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

'Wait a minute! Didn't I see you on 'Funniest Medical Bloopers and Blunders'?'

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

Paramedic Mistakes.

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

'It's Mrs Yomp - she can't remember if she should take the aspirin first and call you in the morning, or call you first, then take the aspirin...'

"Just call me...Mr. Saturday Night!"

Standup Pharmacist

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"