Medication Misadventures Gifts

Most common side effects...

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Meds Toast

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

'Terrific commercial. I'm sold. You'll start on that medicine immediately.'

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

'Wait a minute! Didn't I see you on 'Funniest Medical Bloopers and Blunders'?'

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

Standup Pharmacist

"Just call me...Mr. Saturday Night!"

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

'Try not to make this doctor nervous ? this will be his first operation.'

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'

R Prescriptions

"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."

"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour."

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

'Must've pressed the wrong button. Hang on, I'll ask the nurse.'

"Your tired eyes are red and irritated because you put sleeping medicine in them. That's not how it works, Mr. Jenkins."

"Of course they're not habit forming, and I should know - I've been taking them for twenty years,"

'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.'

"I don't have the heart to tell him he's just a stool softener."

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."