Medication Misadventurer Gifts

'Hey, this side effect isn't listed on the medication's instructions!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Please use another building entirely

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'Terrific commercial. I'm sold. You'll start on that medicine immediately.'

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Wait a minute! Didn't I see you on 'Funniest Medical Bloopers and Blunders'?'

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Painting into a corner.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour."

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

Most common side effects...

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

"Your tired eyes are red and irritated because you put sleeping medicine in them. That's not how it works, Mr. Jenkins."

"It's pulling to the left."

'It's just my cough medicine. Stop with the 'You didn't get this from me' stuff!'

'Hot! Hot!'

"Viagra looks way too much like Aleve!"

"Can I stop bailing now?"

'Psst. Hey, Lady. Tamiflu? Best price in town!'

Houdini's car keys.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS when out running!"