Medication Misadventurer Gifts

'Hey, this side effect isn't listed on the medication's instructions!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Please use another building entirely

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

'Terrific commercial. I'm sold. You'll start on that medicine immediately.'

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Wait a minute! Didn't I see you on 'Funniest Medical Bloopers and Blunders'?'

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Painting into a corner.

Most common side effects...

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour."

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

"Your tired eyes are red and irritated because you put sleeping medicine in them. That's not how it works, Mr. Jenkins."

'It's just my cough medicine. Stop with the 'You didn't get this from me' stuff!'

Mrs. Cohen, I'm sorry to tell you you have a tumor. It's in your throat. Let me show you a diagram on the computer. Click. Sorry, I've somehow mixed in my vacation photos. Where was I? @#$% HMO!

"It's pulling to the left."

'Hot! Hot!'

"Viagra looks way too much like Aleve!"

"Can I stop bailing now?"

'Psst. Hey, Lady. Tamiflu? Best price in town!'

Houdini's car keys.