Botanical Misadventurer Gifts

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Not a happy camper.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"You're holding the map upside-down."

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

Woman's flowerpot is a small jungle with a little tribes person.

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

'They looked like mountains in the travel brochure!'