Botanical Misadventurer Prints

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"You're holding the map upside-down."

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

'They looked like mountains in the travel brochure!'

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

Woman's flowerpot is a small jungle with a little tribes person.