Young Misadventurer Gifts

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Would you like some wings?"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Childhood

"Kids."

Swinging on the Chandelier

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

The First National Sand Bank.

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Please use another building entirely

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Seventh Birthday

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.