Professional Misadventurer Gifts

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'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

Not a happy camper.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Painting into a corner.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Gilligan's Elevator.

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.