Professional Misadventurer Gifts

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'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Painting into a corner.

Gilligan's Elevator.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

"You're holding the map upside-down."

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"