Musical Misadventurer Gifts

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Cycling with a harp case

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Please use another building entirely

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Crunk

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Cornucopia Horns.

Xylophone Icicles.

Pianist

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Guide to Musical Instrument Fish

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Clarinet Playing Hunter

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

Not a happy camper.