Music Misadventurers Gifts

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Cycling with a harp case

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Xylophone Icicles.

Cornucopia Horns.

Crunk

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

Pianist

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

Guide to Musical Instrument Fish

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Not a happy camper.

Clarinet Playing Hunter

Tortured by music

Diverting the Serenade of the Guitar Player

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

Spider Plucking a Guitar

'Oh great! We found the treasure but it turns out they were music pirates.'