Medication Mishap Enthusiast Pillows

"Viagra looks way too much like Aleve!"

"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

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'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Meds Toast

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

'I can't turn it off.'

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OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

'How's my Surger? Call 1-600 Lawsuit.'

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

Paramedic Mistakes.

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

'Wait a minute! Didn't I see you on 'Funniest Medical Bloopers and Blunders'?'

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

"Just call me...Mr. Saturday Night!"

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

Standup Pharmacist

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'