Medication Mishap Fan Pillows

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

Drug vending machines at hospital.

"Trepanning for gold"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Obstetrics.

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

"He thinks he's invented a fluted, or grooved, top for pill bottles so that he can tip out a single pill rather than have a cascade of them rolling about on the kitchen or bathroom floor."

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

"Here's a list of drug companies in my stock portfolio - could you prescribe something made by one of them?"

'Side effects? You have to worry about side effects?'

Sling

'Science will never find a cure for the common cold, That's all the job security I need,'

"I assure you the drug was tested by several mice before they died."

'Pharmaceutical stocks gave the market a real shot in the arm today...'

'Since when have they started advertising placebos on TV?'

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

Head in the sand.

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'