Medical Mishap Fans Pillows

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Rugby Throw Up.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

Discus accidents.

'I can't turn it off.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

Sling

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

Paramedic Mistakes.

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

Broken hospital sign.

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Sorry, you rolled off the table just as I was going in!

Water Department Flood