Research Mishap Fans Pillows

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Discus accidents.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Sling

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Maths Fail

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"It ran amok."

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

This sucks

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'