Research Mishap Fans Mugs

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Discus accidents.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Sling

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Maths Fail

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

"It ran amok."

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

When Butt-dialers Talk

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

This sucks

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'