Memory Mishap Fans Pillows

"I can't believe it! Someone stole my stupid car!"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Maths Fail

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"It's for you."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

My name's Bill, and I'm forgetful. Hi, Carl! Forgetful Folks Support Group.

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

When Butt-dialers Talk

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"Amnesia! That's the word I was trying to remember."

"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."

'I forgot to warn you they got wicker chairs.'

"I didn't know the invisible man came from here!"

'Hello Stranger'

Dragon sneezes on PC.