Memory Mishap Fans Pillows

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

Maths Fail

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

"It's for you."

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

"Amnesia! That's the word I was trying to remember."

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."

'I forgot to warn you they got wicker chairs.'

"I didn't know the invisible man came from here!"

'Hello Stranger'

Dragon sneezes on PC.