Memory Mishap Enthusiast Pillows

"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"He's got a photographic memory."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Memories/New Experiences

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

'Phil, will you check out our last conversation on the security video? I can't for the life of me remember why I came back here.'

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

"That's strange. I remember it differently, in a way that aligns with my world view and casts me in a positive light."