Memory Mishap Pillows

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

'Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

'The only investment I'd suggest is that you rent a van, then put your office equipment in and take it to the pawn shop.'

'Password, password - come on memory!'

witch landing

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."

Tie caught in the Fax

'This will teach you to not use your computer in the tub. You can search for cars online after you get out.'

'I've just swallowed my mouth organ.' - 'Thank goodness you don't play the piano.'

'I don't know what it is, Fang, but I've always been bad at remember names.'

Wordplay: 'Rememb...er...'

"Shoot - I've forgotten my pin...Of course! It's the same as my wife's birthday!"