Memory Lapse Aficionado Pillows

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Memories/New Experiences

Elderly Dating

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

"I got this one in middle school."

For God's sake, Ann...stop living in the past!

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

'Phil, will you check out our last conversation on the security video? I can't for the life of me remember why I came back here.'

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

'One good thing about memory-loss is that you can watch your favourite film as often as you like and still not remember how it ends. . .'