Quirky Mishap Fan Pillows

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'How about a nice saloon?'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Discus accidents.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Sling

Head in the sand.

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'Holy shit!'

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Tea Cup Ride

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Maths Fail

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Submarine emerges on top of building

Water Department Flood

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

This sucks