Quirky Mishap Fan Pillows

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'How about a nice saloon?'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Discus accidents.

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Freak Accident Specialist

Sling

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

Head in the sand.

'Holy shit!'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Maths Fail

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Tea Cup Ride

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Water Department Flood

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Submarine emerges on top of building

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

VW Bug Ceases Production.

When Butt-dialers Talk

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."