Mythical Mishap Fan Pillows

Dragon sneezes on PC.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

spellchecker

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Sling

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'Holy shit!'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Maths Fail

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Two hunters and a near miss

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.