Medical Mishaps Fan Pillows

"Congratulations, Mrs Foopster!! It's a bouncing baby boy!!"

Eye Drops

Barbeque Casualty.

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

'I can't turn it off.'

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

Sling

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

'How's my Surger? Call 1-600 Lawsuit.'

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

Paramedic Mistakes.

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

"Well, at least his heart's in the right place."

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?"

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.

'I swear to God, I think they were trying to kill me.'

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

'Try not to make this doctor nervous ? this will be his first operation.'

Broken hospital sign.