Medical Mishap Fans Gifts

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'No, Mr Zarynski...you've got the hospital gown on backwards.'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Discus accidents.

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

'I can't turn it off.'

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

Sling

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

Paramedic Mistakes.

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

Broken hospital sign.

Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Sorry, you rolled off the table just as I was going in!