Medication Mishap Buff Pillows

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Wall Street...

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'No, Mr Zarynski...you've got the hospital gown on backwards.'

Halloween health & safety.

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

Connected Intersections Challenge

'I can't turn it off.'

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

'How's my Surger? Call 1-600 Lawsuit.'

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

Paramedic Mistakes.

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Cow Air Bags.

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'