Medication Mishap Buff Mugs

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Mash-Test Dummies.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

'I can't turn it off.'

"Not dead, nonsense! According to the computer you are dead! . . . Please don't waste anymore of out valuable time and leave the operating room!"

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

'How's my Surger? Call 1-600 Lawsuit.'

"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

Paramedic Mistakes.

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'

CITY HOSPITAL, 'It's all right, officer -- I'm an outpatient.'

'He accidentally brushed his teeth with hemorrhoid-shrinking cream.'