Medication Buff Pillows

"There aren't any serious side effects. I take it myself."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

You have a condition called 'extreme gullibility.' Whatever you say, Doc.

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

'I know just how you feel.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"I had no idea that exercising my right of immunity meant this."

"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."

Fart Sample.