Health Buff Pillows

Doctor to man: 'Laughter is the best medicine, but it's not covered in your health plan.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"Welll your balance is OK...now lets check your credit rating!"

Drive-thru Flu Clinic.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

'So taking 75mg of Aspirin per day can reduce the risk of cancer by 21%...' - '...but leads to an increase in the risk of internal bleeding.' - 'Future studies are likely to indicate that medical researchers make very bad dinner party guests.'

'He failed his stress test. He's dead.'

"Yes, this is the wait room. But it's not for exercising."

'Gasp! Wheez! Nobody told me that once you have a heart you also need cardio!'

"It's a new experimental diet - I want you to try eating vicariously."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Zika Mosquitos

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"What do you mean, I wasted my life? Have you SEEN my abs?"

"Relax warrior, it's not the weekend."

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

Florist advertises as being organic and plant based.

Which Vaccine Magazine

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

"Hey guys, it's okay, it's only a salt substitute!"

"It shouldn't be long. He's just running a little behind schedule."

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Slimline Santa

'Roll up your sleeve please.'

'First, let me apologize for your falling through a crack!'

Plastic surgeon - 'Cancel all my other appointments,please.'

"I do a lot of dental work for celebrities."

Transcending Dental Medication

'Breath in,Miss Benson...breath in!'

"U.S. stocks rose on news of a rise in American fast food sales, and heart angioplasties, in China."

'What a year! No sooner do I get rid of one cod than, somehow or other, I catch another one.'