Drug Testing Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone involved in drug testing? Our collection offers clever, funny, and thoughtful items that bring a smile to their face. Celebrate their dedication or lighten their day with witty mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their unique interest. Whether for a professional in the field or someone with a personal connection, these products combine humor with relevance, making your gift memorable and appreciated.

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Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center. mockup

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

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I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

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'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.' mockup

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

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'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.' mockup

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

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"Darn it, lost another swab."

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"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez." mockup

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

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"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last." mockup

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

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'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...' mockup

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

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"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..." mockup

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

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'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.' mockup

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

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"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties." mockup

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

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'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.' mockup

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

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"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium" mockup

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

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"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky." mockup

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

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'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.' mockup

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

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Scientist resembles mouse. He says: 'It's amazing to think that we share 99 per cent of the same genes.'

Scientist resembles mouse. He says: 'It's amazing to think that we share 99 per cent of the same genes.' mockup

Scientist resembles mouse. He says: 'It's amazing to think that we share 99 per cent of the same genes.'

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'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.' mockup

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

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"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking." mockup

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

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"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does." mockup

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

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La Tour 2007.

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'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .' mockup

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

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'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.' mockup

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'

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"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic." mockup

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

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Gene doping in sport.

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"Your bloodwork just came back. . . the GOOD news is that you've definitely got some!"

"Your bloodwork just came back. . . the GOOD news is that you've definitely got some!" mockup

"Your bloodwork just came back. . . the GOOD news is that you've definitely got some!"

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Opium Den 2019

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'He likes to point out the obvious.' mockup

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

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'No doubt about it. As long as they don't understand the concept of medicine, the placebo won't work.

'No doubt about it. As long as they don't understand the concept of medicine, the placebo won't work. mockup

'No doubt about it. As long as they don't understand the concept of medicine, the placebo won't work.

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Pill testing

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"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects." mockup

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

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'This ain't gonna be easy.'

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Drug Testing Gifts Collection

Drug Testing Mugs

Looking for more fun drug testing mugs? Explore our collection of witty and clever designs that make perfect gifts or personal treats.

Drug Testing Pillows

Brighten any room with our humorous drug testing pillows, adding personality and fun to your space.

Drug Testing Prints

Find the perfect drug testing print to decorate their workspace or home, combining wit and style effortlessly.

Drug Testing T-Shirts

Discover our range of drug testing-themed t-shirts packed with humor and personality, ideal for casual wear or work-related humor.