Drug Trials Gifts

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

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"That new drug causes flatulence."

"Bailiff."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'He started it!'

"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'