Drug Trials Prints

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

I love Lawyers

"Bailiff."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'He started it!'

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

Two lawyers in a royal court

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

'I'm worried since he was chosen jury foreman.'