Craft Beer Tasting Gifts

"That's my relief pitcher."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Joined at the hipster.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beer Stall

'I know it's gassy...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Happy thoughts

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.