Trying New Beers Mugs

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Happy thoughts

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Just the one...

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."