Tasting Beverages Pillows

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

You've Had Enough!

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Main Types of Cheese

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

The Alpha Seltzer

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Tea of Love

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I come here for the pepper."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop