Soda Drinking Gifts

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Energy Drinks

"Baldo, can you run to the store for some butter?"

"I really didn't think dad's retirement fromthe family business would be like this!"

"We won!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

Spring Water

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Energy Drinks

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

Man out of order like his coffee machine

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.