Canned Beverage Collectors Gifts

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Ad Valorem

Pet Foods

Heavy syrup

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Lager Drinker.

Grocery Store Gravity

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

British Summertime

After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

Fishing.

Beer Fancier

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

Potted meats section.

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

Hard Water

'Haven't you ever heard of the stock exchange tradition of the opening belt?'

"Now that they're starting to raise the minimum wage, they should raise the bottle and can recycle refund."

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

Skunk soda- out of odor.

Pop Art

"Tia Carmen, you can't keep your savings in a coffee can! You need to divide your assets and diversify your accounts."

'Check the expiration date on those beans, They always put the oldest cans on the top,'

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'

'You know what? Canned salmon is actually quite nice...'

Selections from the Sliced Peach collection of Shelley M.

"No kidding? This stuff comes in bottles too?"