Canned Food Collector Gifts

Pet Foods

'Check the expiration date on those beans, They always put the oldest cans on the top,'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Fido and Fifi

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Can, you hear me?'

Heavy syrup

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

Ants take cheese and grater

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

The Breakfast of Cheaters

"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Chicken soup for the stomach.

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

"Got milk?"

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

Grocery Store Gravity

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

British Summertime

Lager Drinker.

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

Beer Fancier

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Recycling station