Soup Can Collector Gifts

"Irene's mother warned her about marrying split pea soup."

Recycling station

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

Pet Foods

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

Heavy syrup

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

"Sippy cup holders!"

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

British Summertime

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

Grocery Store Gravity

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

Lager Drinker.

Miscommunication

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

"Is there soup on this menu?"

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

'Let's keep it clean'

'This parrot stew keeps repeating on me.'