Can Opener Collector Gifts

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Pet Entertainers

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I want one of those!"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Ed's Salary Cap

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Octopus Baseball Fan

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 2

Pet Foods

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.