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Trendy new La Croix flavors

'Film extras drinks night'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

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Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Pianist.

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Hold The Pickles

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

"Well I think it looks nice"

Man climbing mountain with sink plungers.

"Always standing out from the crowd."

Spoonfest

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'Umm...I'm allergic to milk but not Cabernet.'

After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

"I've been diagnosed with duel personalities."

'Take me to your leader.'

Unfortunately, Michael's 'wine straw' invention never really caught on.

Hippie Army Knife

Adventures of Brain-in-a-Jar

Drunk and Sober Map

Dunbreathin.

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

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