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"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Lager Drinker.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

'Malty tasking.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Ad Valorem

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

REAL ALE for one pint only

Lite Beer.

Heavy syrup

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

Beer Ultrasound

Bitter

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."

"And what makes you think you're a leader of men all of a sudden?"

Grocery Store Gravity

'He calls it his Olympic legacy, he thought the games went on for 3 weeks.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

Beer Fancier

Beer Keg Babies

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

'No I'll pass ... I really want a lager.'