Collecting Canned Goods T-Shirts

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Replica Football Merchandise

Pet Foods

Heavy syrup

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Ants take cheese and grater

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Chicken soup for the stomach.

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Lager Drinker.

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

Grocery Store Gravity

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

Soldier dragging tins around

Beer Fancier

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Recycling station

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

Buy a 'I'm w/ STOOPID' T-shirt! Get a 'Trump' cap Free!

Mr. Coronapeanut.

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.

Potted meats section.

Fishing.