Collecting Tin Cans T-Shirts

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Utility Chic.

"My compliments to the can opener."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Heavy syrup

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

Ancient man

Heat Wave Podium

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

'He wasn't intimidated.'

Grocery Store Gravity

'I've been living out of a tin since my wife left me.'

Lager Drinker.

Bull In a china shop

Small boy at a railway station says he requires a compartment to hisself because he has to smoke

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

"Hot date. Are these really my sexiest pens?"

'I've lost my basket...'

Fishing.

'I'm really thirsty, Grandpop, and dad said you have a fountain pen!'

'You're under arrest for being an accessory to a robbery!'

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

Beer Fancier