Collecting Soda Cans T-Shirts

Hard Water

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Important balloons, $30.

Heavy syrup

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

Bee Mine

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Devil holding balloons

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Socially Distancing Clowns

Grocery Store Gravity

"Thanks for going to the store to get my butter, Baldo. But..why'd you buy 23 Super Red sodas?"

Lager Drinker.

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

British Summertime

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

Recycling station

Beer Fancier

'Who knew Junior's investing all that money in twinkies would prove to be a shrewd financial move.'

'You're under arrest for being an accessory to a robbery!'

Potted meats section.

"That's right kid, the balloons are more expensive than yesterday. They're always the first to be affected by inflation."

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

'You don't actually need a license to hunt balloon animals!'

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