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'I feel insulted whenever I receive a royalties check for the bloopers reruns.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Medicare check in the mail:23,400 bad addesses

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Second hand furniture.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Outstanding Time Management

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Time Table

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Please feel free to browse."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'How old is this vase?'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.